Gambellanovia’s holdings are as vast as they are meticulously documented:
- One square inch of land in each of the 50 U.S. states, acquired through a solemn act of defiance known as “purchasing a novelty land ownership certificate.” Though small, these parcels form the foundation of a grand empire, much to the indifference of state authorities.
- One acre of land on the moon, claimed via a sacred document from a legally dubious real estate website, placing Gambellanovia among the pioneering lunar powers.
- One square foot of land on Hawaii 2, an island seized in a masterful diplomatic maneuver orchestrated by Cards Against Humanity, further solidifying Gambellanovia’s Pacific presence.
- The prestigious title of Duke of Sensible Castle, a noble claim bestowed through an official Cards Against Humanity decree, cementing Gambellanovia’s aristocratic legitimacy.
- The revered 12×12 office space, the heart of the empire and the official seat of governance, where imperial edicts are issued, coffee rations are deliberated, and state affairs are conducted with unwavering sovereignty. Despite being a fully integrated part of Gambellanovia, the larger corporate entity surrounding it remains blissfully unaware of its status as a foreign power. For now.
Each of these lands represents the undying will of Gambellanovia to exist, thrive, and perhaps one day host a diplomatic summit in the break room.